I’ve been letting someone crash on my couch for a little while now. I did it because he’s a friend, he had nowhere else to go and on the particular night I agreed to it, it was freezing cold and raining. But I’m seriously getting weary. I have a 15 page research paper due tomorrow at 4 pm and he’s been on his phone with some whore — no, that’s not a pejorative, his girlfriend is a prostitute — for over an hour. I’ve asked him 3 times to wrap it up. To his credit, he’s been trying to wrap it up. For 45 minutes. The bitch won’t shut up and he won’t shut her down. I’m never being charitable to anyone again, ever.